Tuesday, May 4, 2010

CB4 and BR...oy. Shit.


He could conceivably go to Portland in sign and trade for LaMarcus Aldridge, which the Raps would do in a nano-milli-American-attention-span. He knows Roy from AAU, they’re a gutsy team (sorta) on the rise, and have a good combo of complimentary guys around him. They could pick and roll the hell out of any team with Bosh and the three main guards.

Say they trade Aldridge for Bosh, and then re-up Camby and sign Roger Mason.

Lineup
C – Oden and his penis
PF – Bosh
SF – Batum
SG – Roy
PG – Miller
Bench – Bayless PG, Mason SG, Fernandez SF, Camby C/PF, Jeff Pendergraph, who knows.

That’s a deep team with clutch players and makes a nice run, possibly to the Finals.
(Even better, what if they sign and trade for Matt Barnes too? How is he still so underappreciated? He hits threes, plays tough D, has huge balls (metaphorically) and is the only (sort of) sane person in America with a neck tattoo. I would sign him as soon as he hit the market this summer if I’m ANY team.)

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